batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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