Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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