fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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