did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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