All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.