people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.