It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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