Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor