Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
All the doctor said was why
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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