I cannot find my penis.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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