weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
