worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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