apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
True strength comes from lack of pants
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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