yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Randomize
