Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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