Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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