we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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