Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
