I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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