yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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