why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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