If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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