i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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