So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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