I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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