3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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