I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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