Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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