Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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