I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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