He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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