I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I need to sanitize my soul.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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