so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Randomize
