What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we're making bets on your personal life
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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