I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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