on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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