So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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