We should be called the Road Head Warriors
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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