Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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