All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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