Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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