It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize