I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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