What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We need a shit load of segways right now
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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