I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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