i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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