I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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