exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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