Moan for me like Helen Keller
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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