i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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