our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
organizing the empties. That sober.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You took a bar mat shot.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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