To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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