he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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