Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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