You're so nebulous sometimes
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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