I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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