after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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