it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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